Fucking hate seeing this shit - Disney characters with tattoos and shit. It’s...– Words of wisdom from Dave (via imbuiltforsin) It’s fucking true!
SEND ME MESSAGES YOU BASTARDS I'M DYING OF BOREDOM
My train driver some how believes he is behind the wheel of a rally car. This is the most pain train ride of my life. I’m going to piss in his train
smugish asked: What the actual fuck your house and view. Fuck fuck fuck you kind sir.
The chronicles of Dave and Hannah
Dave: do you know if we were in an MMA fight you'd be so fucked right now.
Hannah: but we're not in a MMA fight right now Dave, we're in bed naked and kissing.
imbuiltforsin: It’s around 4:45 and I’m wide awake. Thx Dave thaaaaannnnnnnnkkkksssssssssssss I fell a sleep as soon as I got on the train :)
Just got Rick rolled while on YouTube! Fuck!